在网上看到，觉得逗趣，特摘下分享。
心里有座坟，葬着未亡人
要么忍，要么残忍
下辈子我要做你的一颗牙，至少，我难受，你也会疼
心不动，则不痛
我才发现，吸引住男人的办法就是让他一直得不到；吸引女人的办法正好相反，就是让她一直满足
你会流泪,并不代表真的慈悲；我会微笑,并不代表一切都好。
理想老公的条件，1.带的出去，2.带的回来。
I can’t stop laughing at these conversation
It quoted from the website:
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Snippets from Things People Said: Courtroom Quotation:
Lawyer: [...]
Come across this beautiful poem:
暗思竹.暗思春竹.暗思偷竹.暗思偷春竹
You got to read it out loud and properly the best if you share with your ShanDong friends.
I Wish You Enough.
One of the best greeting line I ever heard.
“When we said ‘I wish you enough,’ we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with enough good things to sustain them,” he continued and then turning toward me he shared the following as if he were reciting it from memory.
“I [...]
I saw this at Vivian’s place sometime back and got it last week. It’s properly one of the best house product. I am not sure what does it make from but it certainly work.
Boiled it together with your egg and it helps you by telling if your egg ready on half boil, medium or hard [...]
2006.09.08:1845 Arcylic with knife on canvas.
I have not been drawing for ages! Angela, Ahly and Shan went meeting and bought back some drawing material for some fun, distribute everyone a canvas plate and claimed everyone have to participate.
Ok, it must be the animation heat in the office lately and I have been watching Bleach, chased [...]
Oh yes, I just found my new love today, yet to meet in person – The Natura Classica, so simple, so beautiful. Any idea where can I meet her in Singapore?
今天，爱上新欢Natura Classica，一见钟情，那么的优雅，那么的简单。一定要拥有你，答应你，等我。
Isn’t it too much when you spot 2 beautiful things that you just can’t resist in a day?
梦寐的情人。
Zeiss Ikon, from Zeiss of course.
有没有听过这样的问题呢：101-102=1，移动一个数字让它成为正确。
这里不说这问题和答案。这个问题也许是考验你的应变，你的明锐，还是你的思维，可是我却看到一个乐观、正面的启发。当然，这问题是有一个准确的答案，最终能把它改为正确的算术题。
“101-102=1是错误的，是没有办法的，可是却不是绝对的。只要有那么一点点的改变，或转变，就可以把不可能变成可能。”
（如果有兴趣，不妨试试看把答案找出来）
Add in some salt to your coffee will refresh the taste.
Drink some water, contain it in the mouth and suck in the air to make the “srhhh” sound. :)